Now just $399!

Beautiful totally fake wood entertainment unit on sale now - for just $399! If you order now, you'll receive a flat screen tv, dog toys, and 4 graphic novels borrowed from the library. But wait, there's more. Act now and you'll even get a free corgi with each purchase! The corgi is soft to the touch. Purchase is limited to one per customer. CALL NOW!

1-800-IM-A-CORGI

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Cold Chillin

You think you can get a piece of me? Nah, cause I got rhymes like a mothapuppin corgi. Sittin all day next to fine little bitches. Got those other dogs' game all up in stitches. I pee all over that fence and tree. Don't follow your rules, you not my boss you a flea. Like my leash, my bling, and fro? Think you can copy my steez? Hell no! I got a scar on my nose you won't forget. You can see my in the Hill, listening to Dipset, Dipset.

It's not where you are, it's who you're with

I'd like to take a few words from my dear friend Dionne Warwick, as I believe she said it the best:
Keep smilin', keep shinin', knowin' you can always count on me, for sure.
That's what friends are for.
For good times and bad times, I'll be on your side forever more
That's what friends are for.

I know, I know....look at little 'ol me getting all sentimental. I just can't help myself after spending an afternoon with my best friend reading Chicken Soup for the Soul....laughing, crying, and feeling inspired. Or maybe it's all that ecstasy I just took. I wanna go dancing. Do you wanna go dancing? yeah....dance dance....daance.

If There is a Will, There Must be a Way! : Indiana Jones, the Temple of Dog

Who are these mysterious men that everyone speaks of? They say that if you find the men they call Will, you will find your way and jolly jig-golly do I need that. Maybe it is because of my handicapped “midget legs” - as the other dogs at the park sometimes refer to me as - or this recession (that I predicted YEARS ago), but I am lost in life and have damn sure not been found yet! What to do? What to do for a business dog like myself? Sometimes, I feel like my ideas are just bigger than my ears. Maybe the rest of the world simply is not ready for me. As Nietzsche once proclaimed, 'the day after tomorrow will belong to me!' - and I am sure of it. Nonetheless, I have looked low and lower, smelled for Will in bushes, peered for him in lady’s skirts, and even take a “lucky Will wee” on my Master’s video entertainment box every night before I go to bed. Can’t anybody help a puppy out?

So a corgi, a pitbull and a terrier walk into a bar...