
Beautiful totally fake wood entertainment unit on sale now - for just $399! If you order now, you'll receive a flat screen tv, dog toys, and 4 graphic novels borrowed from the library. But wait, there's more. Act now and you'll even get a free corgi with each purchase! The corgi is soft to the touch. Purchase is limited to one per customer. CALL NOW!
1-800-IM-A-CORGI
I prefer dogs with longer legs, real wood, a much larger flat screen and have yet to see a good graphic novel from any library...but I like your style!
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